It turns out we've all been wasting our time dieting, riding, running, dragging, and lifting. There is an easier and more obvious path to a trimmer tummy that we've been missing. Check it out:
http://www.sports-hoop.com/product_bodyshaper/ProductDetail.aspx?SubCategoryID=63&ProductID=192
Blessed with the power of knowing these things exist, I chose not to deadlift this morning. Why pull in the freezing cold when I can strap on a girdle and look like the manorexic asshole every woman dreams of?
I apologize for the scars that image will leave.
3 comments:
Oy, vay. That's painful. i'm'a get me one o' those for doing crunches. That dude is wearing a girdle. Dude, my eyes are tearing up, and it's very important that i not laugh during this class.
Wow... all I can say is WOW... I really hope he got paid well for that picture. It looks like something I would have forced my little brother to do in order to blackmail him with the picture for the rest of his life.
for real... i gotta get me some of those shorts. He looks pretty tough!
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