OK. OK. Meg snapped the pics tonight. They 're disgusting. However, I forgot that I lost the cable to upload to my puter at home so I'll havta do it tomorrow at work. She did take measurments though....ew.
OK. it must be re-stated that thesea are non-flexing and non-sucking-in. I expect all parties involved to follow the same rigi standards. or lie. doesn't really matter to me.
shoulders: 50.75"
neck: 17"
chest: 43.5"
Belly: 39.5"
waist: 37" (this is bullshit)
Upper Arm right: 15.75"
Upper Arm left: 15.75"
Upper Leg right: 24.75"
Upper Leg left: 24.5"
After this is all over with, I gotta recommend Platte Valley 100% CORN WHISKEY (McCormick distilling CO., Weston, MO, - since 1856!) Comes in a mason jar. this shit would strip the paint stripes off an interstate highway.
Holy crap, I really need to pick something heavy up right now.
Cheers. It's on in the morning.
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Homey, you done seen my pics... i set the rigid standards for posing flaccid. i still gotta get me a cloth tape. Haven't measured yet. And while the Platte Valley sounds really tempting, i've got a bottle of Red Label taunting me, and offering its services when this is over. Heck, maybe i won't even want any come a month.
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